AVA: INVEST IN THE BEST

Hello there gentlemen!

Has the turmoil of Wall Street and the stock market in these gloomy economic times gotten you 'down'?

Well, rest assured that now you can make one sound investment that will guarantee many happy returns!

My name is Ava, and I am a certified personal trainer, former Hustler magazine model, and Fame Fitness Competitor. Move past the ups and downs of the market for sure-fire market returns every time without the extra commission fees for the Ultimate Girlfriend Experience!


This hot, supertoned and fit 40 year old Asian/Hawaiian investment expert stands 5'4", weighs a tight toned 120, and has and super-toned, highly fit measurements of 34C-24-34. She expects the best from her clients, who should be polite, respectful, well-groomed, and responsible. Guys, the potential is beyond the highest point in the market on Wall Street! Don't let foreclosures or market losses get you down when you can spend an hour or two ( or the entire evening) with this top-notch stock!

Don't shortchange your investment potential with me and come take a look at this exotic portfolio!

Because of the downturn in the economy, I am offering special introductory rates to ALL NEW CLIENTS. That way, I hope to keep you up to par and that you'll come back and invest in my portfolio again and again. How many others can claim to have as many happy returns as I can give you?


My new rates are as follows: FOR NEW CLIENTS ONLY

For regular clients I am offering a frequent investor special, with every third visit you will receive an extra half hour free of any extra 'percentage charges!'

If you are interested in making an initial investment with me, please either call me BUT PLEASE DO NOT SEND TEXT MESSAGES OR PAGES. And ALWAYS call from an UNBLOCKED number by using star 82. Clients calling from hotels must leave their last name or the hotel desk will not ring up the room without a last name!

I am available seven days a week from 4pm-112am....please do not call me at inappropriate times or I will not allow you to invest in my portfolio ! However, if you make your appointment and schedule it in advance, I'd be happy to accomodate the investment fee between 10am-3pm for those of you 'day traders'!

Or, you may make your investment appointment by e mailing me, which is preferred for appointments made in advance. Please note that sending me vulgar pictures, rude or explicit questions or text your e mail will be deleted and I reserve the right to delete my phone messages as well. Discretion is of utmost importance to me, as I know it is for you fellow investors who expect the best!

PLEASE DO NOT SEND TEXT MESSAGES OR PAGES. Simply call the number or e mail me and listen to the voicemail. Most importantly if I cannot return your phone within the hour, I appreciate it if you do not call me repeatedly! My ideal client is an investor who is generous, reliable, responsible, and is over the age of 35-40! (Exceptions can be made for younger investors who are exceptionally respectful and very polite)

I AM AVAILABLE FOR BOTH INCALL AND OUTCALL though incall is preferred for I have a beautiful, upscale location in which to pamper you with candlelight with an extremely relaxed and elegant, classy atomosphere! I do not make outcalls to motels, to UPSCALE local hotels only, and I DO NOT TRAVEL TO LAKE TAHOE or OUTSIDE THE RENO/SPARKS area! Please do not ask for exceptions! Besides, I'd like you to drive to visit me !